
bulletbob36
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Ok Hero you want to come and take the colonies?
Bring it don't sing it!
I would love to slap your army in the face AGAIN.
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RayN-is-back
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"you can't buy class" Do you mean y'all have some thing we don't have? Like talking,walking and acting like little girl,English man are the most unmanly in the world yellow and missing teeth is not manly~Few years back we yanks ''cleaned our self's out,with your women, The cost a Hersey bar or a pair of nylons Say hi to Ganny!
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b52gflyer
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Let's see 1776,1812, England running the blockade of southern America during our civil war, saving your butts in World War I, saving your butts in World War II, giving naval supplies during the Falkland War, do I need to go on?
What was that line from that operetta? Oh, yeah!
Only mad dogs and English men go out in the noon day sun.
I have two other questions that have bothered me for years. Guy Fawkes was a traitor who tried to blow up Parliament. Why is he a hero with a statue and a day named for him? Oliver Cromwell did regicide. Why is there a statue for him in London?
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AFwife
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Didn't you guys already try that?
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Dr Z
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Sir, I believe you are butchering the Queen's English. Please return to grade five to re-learn sentence structure and punctuation.
Good day,
Z
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sixtymm
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Thanks for the 2 points, but your answer is simple.
Your England does not have the military might, financial backing or influential power to even achieve a small part of your request.
Now, if you ask real nice, there are some states that we would gladly give back.
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2009=Age Of Orton
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The British and the Americans spell things differently
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Mona O
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We speak not only English dear we speak Amerilish we say and spell check and color and if this really bothers you then you have such a boring life that my heart bleeds for you, Stop being so damn jealous of this the very best nation under God ...........ooorahhhh
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bert
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We will not invade because we do not want to be saddled with such insignificant, ignorant people, as to the way that they murder the English language, remember, they are only simple Americans !
As to the "lady" below, you were rather late on both occasions !
The asker of this question has done what he intended, stirred up a hornet's nest. To be serious though , the Brits and the Yanks get at each other all of the time, in respect of the last war, Brits, go to the American war cemetery at Madingly, Cambs. Americans, go to Monte Cassino, Dunkirk, Normandy and Arnhem. Everybody, look and ponder !
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conranger1
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Despite changing his user name the alleged little British Toe-rag is back again with his anally retentive RANT against the USA. and as usual it will be my Best of British Pleasure to report him for the little tyke he is!!!
Gallant American Allies why bother replying to this stupid person!! it only inflates his ego!
Look at its ( maddogs.) profile and laugh!!!
About me: I am a fearless British warrior from the UK.
Men cower and defecate themselves in my presence women fall in love..
Beware the power of the maddogs.
Big issue sir no, have a nice day now,any spare change.
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trish s
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You sound such a perfect human being i'm surprised you can cope with anyone else !!! Stop making attacks on others and learn a little compassion............
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MadMaxx
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If I were you junior... I would say "Why don't they invade..." because I doubt that your weenie little body or mind could pitch in much.
So you spell your words with a French flair... YEAH, Now that's something to be proud of, lmao!
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LimeyinAmerica
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OK here we go again, I have to reply firstly to a dumb fellow countryman and also point out a few "Richard Heads".
The person who posted this question probably isn't even English, if he is the education level is below par.
Now to the Richards, Commode, you're a plonker mate. There are no atrocities in N. Ireland the majority of the people there wish to stay British, using your argument FL, TX, NV, MN and AZ should all be handed back to the Mexicans. Trying to use India as an example is pathetic as you most likely only know what you have seen on the Fox News channel. Yes Iraq was put together as a country by the British, but so was most of that part of the world right after the First World War, way before Saddam was even a twinkle in his father’s eye, so what is your point?
Chickenh you're even worse than the last guy, the US never rode in on a white charger to save our arses, to be honest you fiddle faddled about for 4 years both times before finally joining in, read history WW1started 1914, WW2 started 1939. The little bit about getting chased out with our tail between our legs is amusing, but that's it.
Let's now get to RayN or whatever his name is, you pal take the biscuit, have you ever seen a photo of the stereotypical southerner, no teeth, bad hair and bib overalls, does this mean everyone from the Mason Dixon line South looks like that? Or is you view of the British clouded by Austin Powers? The whole teeth thing is a parody, look it up! If you want to compare girly walks and manliness come right on over pal and we will do a side by side and see who walks away, my guess is you're a pimply faced buck tooth kid with no friends so I should be able to clear up a few things relatively quickly.
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mevadus
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You spelled R-e-a-l-i-Z-e wrong.
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missali69
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how funny? have you got issues? yeah lets go get em all!!!!
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SLF
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haha. I'd love to see the US invaded - see if they can take it as well as give it out!
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i like them and i know some English people with worse accents than the french ! so give em a break!!!
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Hokie
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Seriously, you have nothing better to do than complain about the way we say tomato? You think you are superior, yet all you do is complain about the way we talk. Get a life.
In case you haven't noticed, we're not colonies anymore. Plus, I'd like to see you guy try to take back the U.S.A.
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uhura
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How very dare you!
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Northern Lad
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You`re going to get some sh1t for that post.
Duck!!! Incoming. Ha, ha, ha.
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amg503
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I have only one response:
1-7-7-6
(Oh, and you didn't use proper punctuation in your question, which kind of stands out when you're making fun of incorrect grammar.)
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Proud to be an AMERICAN
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Well I do admire the Queen!
And if America were to fall, I'd rather have it fall to the British than to anyone else.
Then again, it seems England has its own problems with "invasion." I hear that some native London women are harassed in the street if they are out in public without a headscarf.
Perhaps you should tend to your own issues before looking across the pond.
Cheers, mate, and good luck.
:)
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Under Pressure
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You start and we'll see how you go. Why can't you spell a word like pitiful?
Perhaps we need a new leader.
Edit: Suggest you start with spider j, apparently he remembers 1812, he's older than me , he'll be no competition.
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annsummerswench
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your an angry little man!
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♥ Infantry Wife ♥
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sounds like someone has serious little man syndrome...get over yourself...
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regerugged
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Your English grammar is so bad that I cannot understand your complaint.
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mrsclaura
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does it really matter if Americans spell colour differently to people in England? i really don't care myself and the few Americans that i do know are very nice people so lay off!!
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The Devil's workshop
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Gee, this terrible English grammar and punctuation from an 'educated' Brit, lol! 'So-called' is supposed to be hyphenated; even so, this isn't the proper usage of the term; for 'God's sake' an apostrophe is to be utilized and 'pitiful' is misspelled in either country, regardless of colloquialism...try the 'spell check' next time!
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Warrick Hunt
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waits for lots of people to point out the spelling mistake in the rant......
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Andrew C
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pittyfull? oh, dear
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promethius9594
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When corrected, your question should look like this:
When, Oh when will the "so-called" bloody Yanks realise that you can't buy class? They speak poor English (more
like Spanish), they can't spell words like colour and cheque, nor can they pronounce tomato properly. For God's sake, why dont we just invade and retake the colonies and save them from the pittyfull mess they have become?
List of Errors:
Comma on introducrtory cliché.
Appropriate formating for hyphenated words
Yanks is a proper noun
(ignoring British spelling of realize)
Question Mark at the end of the first sentence (ending in "class")
Capital letter for new sentence
apostrophe in contractions ("can't")
nor does not have agreement without added words.
Period at end of sentence (ending in "properly")
Capitalize "For"
capitalize proper nouns (God)
God's is posesive and needs an apostrophe
comma after introductory interjections
no comma between an independent and dependent clause
mispelled pityful by any account of the queen's language
end rant in QUESTION mark, not period
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