
Gingerbread Man
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I don't think Britain would let you go further than arrivals at the airport before sending you straight back.
A retard like you cannot enter the United Kingdom without adult supervision and an apology and a promise from the president that it will not happen again.
My wife is american living in England and she would kick your burger fed butt straight back on that plane to the USA, you would embarress her.
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PuNkY n PeRkY..x
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you no, even if i (im british) tried 2 pay in dollars and waved the american flag in front of da queens house i wood hav got the same as you. and bi da way yer last quetion wasnt as stupid as this 1. u r 1 dum american.!!!
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'Dr Greene'
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I like your sense of humour, and the way you keep posting this question with the name of the country changed. I'll play along though.
Firstly, you don't have to turn up to fight the Americans as they tend to get over excited and shoot each other (Blue on Blue).
Secondly, you can't invade us. Your constitution won't allow it as we no longer have any oil.
Next, are you sure you can spare the forces? Aren't you currently being invaded by the Mexicans or has no one noticed yet?
Lastly yes we do accept Dollars, as well as Pounds but you have to remember that a Pound is worth two Dollars. It's easy to remember because you guys are so fat !
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vasag2003
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I do Believe you are American and you also believe all you are saying. It is people like you that get the American people a bad name. You really are a NUMPTY!!!!.
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wildrover
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You behaved as the classic Ugly American stereotype. It is okay to express your point of view however it is not okay to attempt to force it on anyone else. If you are visiting another country,respect its' ways. No more invasions needed. Peace.
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sweetneats
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Jeez!!!!!!!!!!! No way! Those reasons you gave are horrible reasons to invade a country. They aren't American's, why should they do things as we do? If you have honor for you country why would you ever let someone from another country take it away. Just be proud.
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budding author
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I had a similar experience in USA,(I'm Scots) I was just explaining to some Guy who was a Texan about some graffiti I had seen while working in Saudi.
I told him the Graffiti depicted a large pair of cowboy boots with a very big stetson resting on the top of them, underneath this was written "A Yank with all the Shi* knocked out of him!! I was only telling him how amusing I thought it was, and he took a big swing at me! The police were called, he told them I had been "Undiplomatic to the USA" I spent a night in the cells!
I have been trying to rally a force from Scotland to invade the USA ever since, but so far have only wee Jimmy and his Dad, I need at least another 3 to ensure sucess of the enterprise, then look out, we will be starting in the Texas area.
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mick
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You are an embarrassment to your parents you live in a fantasy world.Have a nice day don't be late home to the funny farm.Wishing you all that you would wish us Regards Mick.
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SHAUN
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SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU HARBOURED THESE FEELINGS OF WANTING TO BE BRITISH??
YOU SLAG THEM DOWN SO OFTEN WHICH ANYONE WILL TELL YOU IS PLAYGROUND MENTALILITY..........
AS A KID THE GIRL HITS THE BOY?????
WELL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE IN TO YOUR FEELINGS AND PRETEND YOUR BRITISH.HELL A LOT OF AMERICANS DO ANYWAY.....
LETS FACE IT YOUR OFFICAL TOUNGE OF AMERICA IS "ENGLISH"
HOPE THIS CAN HELP DEAR MIXED UP COMFUSED YANK
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flatfoot
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oh, ya the middle of summer and thruo a log on the fire!
oh,ya again ya's all stupid.. I mean most of YA!!!!
HA<HA<HA<HA,,,.......Y..ya, talk with dishonor. I don't
care what country your from .. shame on YA!
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englishprince26
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I can't believe we let you into the UK!!!
Go play your banjo and be as inward and ignorant as the majority of your country folk!!
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traveller
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dumb dumb dumb
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JT
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ha ha ha you are so funny,,im in the UK
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tom b
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r u drunk!!!!!!
if not OMG!!!! were not america do u understand even though people thing were slowly becomin american WE ARE NOT!!!!! were still very different.
u must b drunk!
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Kenneth H
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I know this is really a problem. Visits to other countries would be far better if it were not for the foreigners who live there.
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julian r
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What honor?
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rich p
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We should close down the borders let other countries do what ever they want. We should stop acting like policemen of the world and fix the problems in our own country. for example. College? still not free. Medical? still not free. You would think the goverment would want americans to make the best of themseleves, after all the more money we make the more money they can steal from us through taxes
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beckham_2_rooney
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you could try, but all you dumb yanks would end up in France or somewhere. We are harder than Veitnam and remember you all speak English. you just put an inbread twang on all your words. you would end up killing your own troops like you do now (blue on blue) You fat sods would not all fit in the invading planes anyway. so do not come back and tell Hank,Spank,George W, any everyone else we are ENGLAND<HARD AND PROUD.
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Richard_917
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I guess your trying to be ironic and refer to GREAT BRITIAN as being the 51st State.
Well my freind i think you should give it go.
Bring your rednecks and trailer trash over, we've let the rest of the worlds in. Its the only way you can hope to asimilate us. In the war of independence you couldn't beat us. We just couldn't be bothered to spend any more money.
If you want to have a go though just remember theirs nothing like an annoyed Brit if your looking to get your face filled in. You think Bush is annoyed right now! Wait till you have a pop at us.
And whats this Camp David all about? It good to see you are so comfortable with peoples sexuality but flying the president to see his boyfriend is a bit much.
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archaeologia
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any thing to get rid of this,blair and his cronies,you should have attacked us way back just after 9/11,read your history??????????
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Ollie
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Sure your not from cuckoo land,your so funny
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A G
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Oh dear, you just don't get it do you. Never mind!
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Hollis
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Oh ye little brat chic of no respect of others, there creed, culture and history. Of adolescence intolerance, of no word of mouth legible to the heritage of English Language, of misbegotten, misspent youth and indifference. Come ya little miscreant wench, and non forbade thine bottom being so aptly spanked in unison by the Heraldry of England. Then go forth chastised in respect and to kneel forsworn to the noble hand of tolerance.
What say you wench!
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redneck
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No they have a hole different thing going on over there. If we do that were are no better thn Bush
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Obama, 47 y/o political virgin
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Um, get a life.
They speak English in England.
Why would they let you pay in dollars??? Their currency is Euros!
Why would you SING the pledge of allegiance?
Flying the flag at Buckingham Palace did not happen.
I recommend professional help...FOR YOU!
By the way, I, a citizen of the US, toured Europe two years ago. I found England to be quite delightful!
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LISA-B
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what you should do m8 is go find a nuse tie it to the nearest sturdy tree and fu**in hang urself english have always been basta**s but not all of the uk is ok so dont start judgein ppl u dont even no OK.
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smiler
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And if thats the stupid way you want t to behave DON,T come back. Good bloody riddance.
That silly language they speak is ENGLISH because that is what we speak in ENGLAND.
WE use Pounds Sterling Not your stupid dollars.
Your President is a penny short of a pound. It is a reflection of the intelligence of the people of America.
We pledge our allegiance to the Queen.
We have the Union Jack and St. Georges flags thank you.
That is the way you asked to be treated.
If it was not for your fool of a president we would not have had people dead on the tubes.
So finally stay away. We do not need your kind here.
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mick j
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aye.... come and invade. it will be a break from the norm and give us summit to do. I live in scotland and think americans are cool. so come and invade us that way i will be able to meet a few more of you,s and have a bit of patter.
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ann123
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oh my god how arrogant.
im in u.k and of course you cant pay in dollars we arent the 51st state yet you know.
You pay in british pounds.
Why should we thank your president?for taking us to fight silly wars,getting our soldiers killed?the highest fuel prices ever?wow im so grateful.
We are patriotic,but to the U.K and if it wasnt for our stupid prime
minister helping out that moron bush,our troops would be home alive,and so would yours.
Hope you never come back to blighty till youve learned were all different across the world.You sound about 11.You never heard of changing your money before you leave home?
You would have to be some kind of retard to take american dollars to a country that uses U.k pounds sterling,that about sums you up i guess,dumb,dummb,dumb,dumbbbbbbbbbbbb
Ever thought of joining the WITLESS Protection Scheme?
At least you got your nick name right, "Dumb American",and the text in your look-upsaying "I'm dumber than the average American"!!! did you work that out all by yourself??
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MRSA+
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You obviously weren't shopping in the right place...some stores like Debenhams and Marks and Spencers let you pay in Dolllars, Euros, Yen...
Come back and visit us and see for yourself!
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Guitarman340
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I can literally taste the Hippie Sarcasm. And to all you Brits, dont assume all Americans are like this chick. You guys are our best allies and always have been and always will be.
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