Is it not time we in the UK declared war on the US and retake the colonies the survivors could be sent into?

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satcomgrunt	Is this a joke. If you could not do it in the two times you tried before when you had all the advantages what makes you think you will be succesful this time around when you would have no advatages? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

DrIG	No sense at all. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mick	What a load of old blarney. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

wild-man of Borneo	In clubbing our own descendants with brothers and sisters out there like those in iraq with living examples out there. All for the glory of one man? What do you think? Luke 6.39, 41-45, 9.55-56 Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Rosebud	Twat Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

valf	I think you need to review what you have just stated....a capital offence well that's you up the creek...... Edit after reading answers..... Why does this always end up in a verbal argument between Britain And American's......He who asked the question is an idiot or just trying to stir up trouble....And the Americans who have made derogatory comments about Britain should grow up......1) if we are that **** then why were you so grateful for our support after 9/11....2) If our army are inferior then why do your superiors hand out cards warning the American soldiers not to engage in ......Drinking, gambling, fighting with the British forces as they will lose..........This is from your own military so don't have ago at our squaddies and asker get a life........And as for world war 2 don't even go there...... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

kapilbansalagra	Go ahead, buddy it would be like the 52nd state attacking it's mother country- that's the state of affairs now-- the UK is but a dummy of USA. In any case, the world would be only too happy to see the 2 biggest global bullies go down fighting. Colonies-- who the heck gave UK the right to colonise any place or country outside it's borders?-- try that now and get the biggest shocks Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Flowers	Mr. Tibbs, are you being a little mean today? You do have a nice way of speaking , or maybe you need a hamburger? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

budding author	Possibly not one of the best ideas in the world. As I recall, Davy Crockett polished most of us lot off some time ago. OK so he did have 3 or 4 other fellers helping him out, but they did it. I think John Wayne was also involved? Now I recall reading that the British Redcoats wore red coats so the enemy wouldnt be able to see any blood stains, and I'm not certain if this is significant or not, but Davy Crockett and his 3 helpers wore brown trousers? OK I've been working this out on the way back from my fridge, where I went for a large vodka! Your plan could actually work, we must have at least a couple of thousand troops left in the UK? Admitted they are all in the catering Corp, but all fully trained in the lethal use of both fryingpan and skillit!! These weapons are supplied by the British goverment and all fully g'teed for 6 weeks. Now this would have to be an overnight operation, it could last a couple of nights, depending on the opposition. However having sorted them out we would have to move very swiftly to Russia and sort them out also, because they would know they were next on the list. All this would need to be done in the Summer, our troops will only have khaki shorts and it gets a bit chilly in Russia. Then there is China, another hard night of combat! OK go for it, I'm going back to the kitchen I seem to have run out of vodka!!! When you have sorted the Russians out, would you send me a few crates of vodka? I could direct operations from here!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Paul222@England	Hi... Although, i think what you have stated in your question is bizarre..... America is just us, in a different name, you can tell because they are still doing the most stupid things, like trying to rule the world!! I see nothing different from what America is trying to do to the world, then from when the British Empire ruled it! Bullying tactics, mass murder, all under the flag of freedom and democracy..... again!! We have learned our lesson, shame America hasnt. In answer to a few of the American answers.... Although English is spoken all over the World.... The English language 'is' the language that originated in England.... Its people 'are' the English! ... English-England... Get it!!? You have stated that we are weak militarily, both in the past and now? The UK, is not as weak as you think, without it you would 'not' have many of the things 'you' take for granted! Try looking up British inventions!! The UK is still a 'nuclear' force, although have 'not' stockpiled them, in the 'insecure' way that America has and in doing so, helped to put the whole World in chains!! Freedom and Liberty?? The 2nd World war was faught by the UK and its commonwealth, losing millions of men, human lives, against a facsist regime, that 'murdered' humanity, genocide!! The blitz, which the Americans have 'never' faced, was a deadly blow, over four hundred thousand people, civililians were killed and over a million homes destroyed in Britain! America watched, rubbing its hands, watching Britain getting weaker and weaker, doing nothing, even though we were allies and related!! It did this because, it knew England/UK was not going to be the superpower anymore and there would be a gap to fill, by itself!! What kind of country would watch an 'allied' country like France, being taken over, shamed and its citizens murdered, doing nothing to help? ....America!! Especially when, the American symbol of 'freedom' and 'liberty' itself, is standing in New York harbour and was a gift from France, in the first place!! Only after being hit itself, by Japan at Pearl harbour, did America join its 'parent' country and its Empire, to make a task force. What was America's answer to end the war? Dropping two nuclear weapons on two cities, killing over four hundred thousand 'innocent' civilians in Japan! After victory, Britain was bankrupt, its people starving, on its knees, it asked the USA for a loan. America, in the end, said yes, but only 'if' the pound, as world currency, was replaced with the dollar! Basically, putting the last nail in!! If there is one thing for sure, it is that being an American, is 'not' the greatest or proudest nationality to be! Its secular society is becoming a joke to millions, all over the World! England and the UK, have given the World, Democracy and Freedom, Industry and Commerce, things to be proud of, that America is just carrying on, but doing it rather badly!!! America is slowly fading anyway, it will soon be taken over economaly, by China and no longer be number one, let us see how America bows 'its' head gracefully then!! I am proud to be from the UK, the original free democratic land, with its flag, signifying unity, the 'original' .... 'Red, White and Blue'!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jasonbarton8310	lol, u r funny. man have you ever thought about being a stand up comedian because u r funny.dont get it wrong u brits are tough but we are the toughest sob in the world. the brits taking the us lol man i haven't had a laugh like that in a long time man thanks for that one.. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Chiquita	You're certainly welcome to try! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

darell	wut the hell man. U r really messed up ok. Wut are you thinking? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hokie	Oh deary me, my uncle has enough guns in his basement to arm an entire company. No worries, we kicked your butts out of here twice before, what's one more time? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jjbetz@swbell.net	Any time you feel ready for a rematch, just come on. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Babe	The UK is being run over by Muslims, I think it is the US that will be coming to your rescue. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

fluttering_by@sbcglobal.net	babes, i'm proud to say we americans kicked your british arses once and we'd do it again! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

John B	Sure. Bring it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

sirantonycartwright	Yeah, i think so. Put an end to "zee" instead of "Zed", "mommy" instead of "mummy" and teach them how to speak properly, and ofcourse tax the hell out of them (Britains speciality). The only problem is that most people who live there are from English descent! - They are us, plus, we like each other! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Steve	good idea, except the US have too many nukes... maybe ask russia for help Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

conranger1	With each post you make kid you lower the British in the eyes of the world through your ignorance. You should hang your head in shame, do your parents know how stupid your comments are? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

JohnDoe	Ballet & opera huh? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Dr Mog	Interesting idea, haha! Why not bring longbows, knights and charriots back while your at it? I can see the upper class british man refusing to tel the enemy anything as his fingernails are slowly prized up and away from his flesh using little levers but yet he still carries on singing "Rule Britannia!" and "God save the queen". hell i'd join! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

EddieX	Yeah and you guys can also unleash the flying pigs to attack us! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Marilyn	I must thank you for the bloody laugh this morning, I needed that cupcake. lol Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TedEx	Hey,I do have to give you Bash America people some credit. you actually came up with something new and original. The only flaw i see is, that Hillary wants to be in charge of the world, so Her Majesty might have an obstacle in her way. Bt way, i think Her Majesty would be a better person to rule the world than Hillary. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Geez-a-g	Britain still owns the USA anyway, so we could make them do that any day we wanted!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Dee B	But then the USA would no longer be fun; we would have bland food, drive on the wrong side of the road, and have no access to high-quality dental care. But at least the music would be better! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

katie d	Why don't you give that a try old chap Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mnbvcxz52773	No, the USA is too big, it couldn't be finished before tea time. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kekionga	Not right yet... If I were you I would wait a bit yet until the US gets more strung out around the world and eventually they will falter and their government collapse and Britian can walk in and take over. g-day! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No