If you found Bin Laden how would you torture him?

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Boredstiff	I'd tie a 6 foot rope around his Gentials fly him in a Helicopter five feet above the the height of World Trade Towers and say if the Towers were still here you @$$^$%^^^^%%&%* you'd still have some nuts in "Paradise", As I was pushing him out the door. Of course this would all be on Pay -Per - View. US inhabitants free rest of the world $100. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Hellion	i wouldnt torture him, but i would have him publicly executed for the whole world to see. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

S.P.	make him listen to abba Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

bicpenitentary	Make him read these teenage questions on a Friday night... Ouch, stop the pain... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

roninscribe80	I would make him endure the horrors that we had to endure because of him. In other words, I would make him listen to bad country tribute songs and "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes over and over until he hung himself with his own beard. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	by locking him in a cell with Ann Coulter Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

JD	no but i would get cash from him and ask autograph and Pictures. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

hopefulmom	I make him have to stay in a room with my brother and listen to his stories over and over again- for 3 days straight. Then, I'd take him to where my mom works and make him have to spend time with her boss, aferward he'd have to work there for several days. Then, I'd have him spend time with my bosses' boss for a couple of days. After all that was over- then he'd be sent elsewhere to endure other methods thought up by others much more cruel than myself. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

senior citizen	It's wrong to consider torturing Osama bin Laden, despite the terrible things he has done, but he has to be permanently nuetralized, by either death or permanent imprisonment where he can't continue to inflame his terrorists. Unfortunately, to some he would become a "martyr" either way. In his case, as in the case of Saddam Hussein, the whole world would be better off with him dead. (On a lighter note, maybe he's looking forward to his promised allotment of 72 virgins). Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

NimbleNimrod	Show him Heterosexual Porn :) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Felijan	I'd subject him to having to answer to many pointless, potentially disguting questions like these. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

manofadvntr	Make him watch gay porn. Shave all of the hair off his body. Tie him up, bent over a workout bench in San Quentin and let the boyz have there way. After the boyz are done and he's passed out, then we can start taking off all 20 of his digits with a pair of lineman's pliers. Then cut off his testicles and make him taste them. BTW: There would be plenty of tourniquets and plasma transfusions to make sure he didn't bleed to death. Then we can cut off his feet and hands. A few hours later, the final insult will be to slit his belly open from pubic bone to breast bone while watches it happen. Bye Bye. This a work of fantasy. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

stive br	bush found him and did nothing with. because he was made by the USA and is a member of intelligent service CIA. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Joe E	I'd lock him in a room and make him listen to The Smashing Pumpkins really, really loud. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

psychoticlawnjockey	I would just kill the bastard, and grab the reward money…Bang!Bang!Cha-Ching! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bornfree	So sad to be convicted before the trial. I would think that is torture enough. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

James B	mmmmm. Strap him in a chair, sew his eyelids open... and make him watch Barney's great adventure. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Gonzo Zappa-Vonnegut	For each and every second of the rest of his miserable life, everywhere he goes, he'll be listening to Kathie Lee Gifford singing Christmas songs. And George Bush will always be his president. Satan never concocted such a Horror. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mel	He's already dead. Think about it. He was a media hog. We would see him on video at least once a week if he wasn't. He died as a martyr to his cause. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

43	Make him live with a family of blues. Like San Francisco lib smurfs. Go big Red Go Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Daniel L	Chain him to a lightpole, naked, in NYC. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Jimmy Pete	I would stake him over an ant hill, cut off his eyelids, then prop his mouth open with a stick!! A little old Commanche Indian Torture! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	YES !!! *******I would make him listen to Rap Music !!!! *************** Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

danie_k80	Torture is never acceptable. If you torture him, then you reduce him to your level. Instead, find a way to make him meet families of the 9/11 victims, and have him change his ways and become a leader for peace and make him tell the middle east that violence is not the answer. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

celia a	Put him in a cage in the middle of Times Square. That way, he can be inundated with everything he hates about America. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

FRAGINAL-NOYPI	Treat him like any other prisoner or suspect under the provisions of the Rules of Court. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Roxw	I wouldn't Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

dany7969	I would take a potato peeler to his body then pour acid on only a couple placesthen cut his head off on al jezera tv Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

tootsyfrootsy	It involves women's lingerie and a pig pen. He would not die. Death would be what he wants. Then he would be a martyr, go to heaven and get his virgins. Nope he wouldn't die for a long time. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

flyguy03	make him live in san Francisco Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

shy_angeleyes01	I'd Nail his groin to the floor. Then I'd dump gasoline all over his balls. I'd make a trail about 15ft long with gas from his groin. And then I'd give him 2 options. Tear them off or have them burnt off. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No