My wife just choked to death on a piece of broccoli. What should i do?

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lmcadwel	get off the internet for starters and call 9/11. hahahahahaha. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Frogmama	Put her on a slab & hook one end of the jumper cable to her boobs & the other to your Toyota.Then have your Aunt Matilda start the toyota,while you dance naked around your wife waving ostrich feathers & chanting.."Oh,my heavens!Oh my heavens!" She will be so shocked,she will immediately jump up & divorce you! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

justwonderin'	OKAY for those of you who aren't getting a clue here...he's talking about Lacy Peterson who was murdered by her husband Scott Peterson while she was 8 months pregnant a couple years ago on Christmas eve you must remember seeing all of it on the news...Modesto, California....her body along with that of her unborn son who was to be named Connor, washed up on shore months later...look it up....this is probably the sickest damn thing I've ever seen on here....and goes to prove this site needs moderation...omg dude...this isn't even in poor taste...I don't know what to call it...I hope her Ghost haunts your twisted * for years to come!!!!!! God...and to everyone else who is carrying it on please...this is a murdered, pregnant young woman who's family has been put thru hell all because her husband was a selfish murdering * who had an affair!!!!!!!!!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Tony	Now let that be a lesson....always chew your food and never nag with food in your mouth. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

hotmama	you ain't even funny. I hope you realize that your name is the name of a man that killed a woman and her baby. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Kitia_98	Go to her funeral Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

medellia1984	Poor taste, dude. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

NOT!	Dude i REALLY hope youre kidding, but if not... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	You know what this isn't funny at all. You need to turn the computer off and watch SpongeBob. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

wild_cobra427	Get the "What should I do" retard to help you. Dee, Dee, Dee. And if you can't find him, look in the mirror. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	Dammit...now you will have to dig a ditch. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

aBranch@60-WA ,<><	You got remarried??? I hope they give your the chair....and add 500 years to your sentence..... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Aries G	ummm, get off the computer Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

CTMEDS	Stay online--Im sure instead of calling 911, you decided to ask your question here. Im glad your not my husband! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Smitten_Kitten	I'd stay away from broccoli from now on, that's for sure! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

liyah's mommy	dye your hair and head to mexico with your girlfriend amber Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

leadfoot_willie	Call the Neptune Society and they'll help you dispose of the body. They'll handle the cremation and distribute the ashes, all for a couple of grand. Nice and tidy. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

mar	I guess it is too late now, to call 911. Next time you have an emergency, maybe you should ask your babysitter what to do. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

?	Next time a person around you dies by whatever means call 911 don't write Yahoo!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

lilmrsgracefulone	get her to a hospital immediately, there could be remnants remaingin and lodged , dont wait http://www.heimlichinstitute.org/maneuver.html Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

looper1959	play some golf Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Dan P	ok Scott Peterson... wrap her in plastic and tie a cement block to her and throw her in a lake Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

IMHO	I can tell you NOT to throw her in a BAY. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

paddy	Move to Thailand. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mandy	you are one sorry piece of crap . and i really hope that you choke on your disrespect that you have shown . i agree with everything you just said ( justwondering) he allso posted another question earlier asking where is lil conner i can't find him . he is a sick person and just so you know MR. PETERSON (nottttttttt) I DID REPORT YOU TO YAHOO FOR ABUSE AND THANK goodness THEY TOOK YOUR LAST QUESTION CONCERNING LIL CONNER DOWN . really why would anyone think what happened to this poor woman and her unborn baby is a joking matter ? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

animalmother	go fishing and have a beer Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

jennifer500	if you really want the broccoli, try the heimlich maneuver Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Sunshine	Ask Amber Frey to help you get it out...Wait, you told her you weren't married, thats a problem~ Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ChevyGuy	pour some cheese down her throat Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

John B	This is a pretty sick joke....who ever you are.....not Scott. You must be having a hard time thinking of something useful to ask. And you may want to show this question to you wife....I am sure she will love it. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Garvers GF	Can you salvage the broccoli? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No