Can masturbation be used as a hobby when filling out a job application to a prestigious law firm?

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Robinson126	It is an insult to the integrity of the law profession. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Miss America♥	Yes, but on the application change it to "arranged my minor parts to align for increased satisfaction" Ha ha! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Mariah	LMFAO.............. No................................... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

FYRE & REIGN RETURNS	Use a Latin phrase like "Res ipsa loquitor" (the thing speaks for itself) and "Digna Petamus" (seek out worthy things). Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

snake	sure, why not, i think its a stress reliever.lmao Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Guido McBackdoor	It depends. Will the hiring manager be reading the application before or after you give him a BJ? cries Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Lulu 2 dtg2NY	i work for the fictitious Law Firm of Lotta & Notta in which your hobby is highly required.... we work 24/7 Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

One Step Ahead	If it is for a metal organization! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Bullwinkle J. Moose, esquire	Different strokes for different folks. I would say yes. Good luck, sorry for you lots ;-) Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Dr h2o	No!!!! It's a Law Firm, they are familiar with screwing people.... make sure you tell them about your sexual experience in screwing people Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Froggy	Seems to me like it would be excellent experience for the position. If you list autofellatio, they might make you a senior partner on the spot. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

spirit	Put it a little more delicately. That you are a very 'hands on' type person, who likes to see things through to their climatic end. hires Tim immediately and gives him a huge raise Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Reverse Cowgirl aka Sassy Gal	LMAO.....Absolutely! I would so hire you just to catch you playing pocket-pool. However, it would be more accurate to list it in the area of your expertise and not as a hobby, just saying. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Crash Fu™	You need to "repackage" this into a more palatable term. Perhaps "Recreational Knuckle Shuffling," or "Mini Trombone Soloist" will carry the day. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Irksome	Well you have to ask yourself, do you do it right? Do you even satisfy yourself? Cuz if you're even a horrendous disappointment to yourself it'll come up during the lie detector!!! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

TIM	Sure! Most lawyers are Jerk offs! Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

BJgirl	I word it as part of my profession..... wow...that looks really bad...yet I still get hired.... Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

rayt721	You can put fishing as a hobby and let them know you are a master at baiting. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

grizzie	No, you should list that under "goals." Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

froghead	if bill clinton is the senior partner then yes i would put it on there Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

steve b	Bahahahhahahahhaha Oh my goodness what a question, I would definitely love to see the look on the analyst when he asked you what your hobby is. Good luck Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Valkyrie™	Sure, but I wouldnt necessarily call it masturbation. Perhaps you might refer to it as a talent. 'Able to make myself happy and content without the help of others.' Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

HaRD_STyL.R	i dont know y every1 is so quick to say NO since when has any1 ever put that into a job application, who says they wont like it do it, I SAY DO IT. [waver: Any concequences leading to wat i just said are waved due to this answer is coming from an idiot, dont listen to me] hope i helped CHEERS Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Buk	A craft, yes, a hobby, I don't think so. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

K-MAC YOUR Village Idiot	Do it in public and all of a sudden you've got some extra padding for your Community Services section. Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

Tut Uncommon 2: Electric Bugaloo	Don't say "masturbation"...say "hands-on stimulation in response to sudden growth." Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No

ompelle	Could leaving out a little word like "chronic" keep you from passing the polygraph? Was this answer helpful to you? Yes / No